Shout Out

This is a shout out to Sean Tanner.

Cause Baby I'm a Thug!

I had a companion that would always say that. He was pretty neat

Here's the real reason why i'm posting this post of posts. Well there are two reasons. Two posting possibilities piled pleasingly. ok i'm rambling.

The first thing is that i'm applying for jobs for that faithful day that I graduate. I'm not going to mention where so that i can keep a competitive advantage. By competitive advantage i mean the less people that know about it the better my chances are, right? But i will give you a hint. *you aren't considered a convict if you were in agriculture* ok but that's enough. if you can figure out that cleverly coded conundrum then you deserve the job more than i do.

the second thing involves me being more social. i'm a tweeter now. I am twittering consistently. not constantly though.. total twitter totalitarianism today. you can follow me @dilfal

also i've been enjoying alliteration today.

humanity

I'm in a humanities class

it is my least favorite class. by far. i'm a human. why do i have to learn about humanities. i would rather just take a class on manatees. seacows.

In other news, does anyone have a tv that i can watch the BYU v. Utah game on? It's important

Thinspo?

Have you ever heard of Thinspo? It's short for thinspiration or thin inspiration. It is this thing that people are doing online. They post pictures of hyper thin models and when they are feeling like giving up on their diet or don't want to workout that day then they look at those pictures that they've posted and it motivates them to work their bodies into a FRENZY. I feel like i can really get behind this idea. I mean a lot of the pictures are of women so skinny that they look like they are possibly suffering from an eating disorder and that isn't something i'm interested in. So i've decided to post some of my own thinspo pictures. they are more like musclespo.

This makes me feel INSPIRED!

"LOOK AT EVERY MUSCLE IN MY BACK"

That is pretty gross

So ladies...

I'm just going to come right out and say it. You are gross. I have evidence

I'm sure most of you women recognize this device. I call it the tampon box. I ha

ve cleaned bathrooms for over a year and have dealt with my fare share of these contraptions. Sometimes something happens when i'm changing these that is grosser than what is normally the gross thing that happens in here.

This is a kids cliff bar wrapper. Who is using the toilet while eating this? I have also found ice cream wrappers and chip bags. This is gross. I just wanted you to know.

Some Summer

I'm lazy

Duh

So this past summer i've been interning at a cookie company and having the time of my life with my wife. Today is the last real day of summer for me i feel like. Bethany has been working like a mad woman and it's my last day at Lofthouse. It's a sad thing. Monday will come and I will have nothing to do. ( I mean Bethany will have a list about a mile long of things she wants me to do but really i'll have nothing to do) So now i will fill you in on some of my personal feeling about this summer. There will be no pictures involved, so if you are a true fan of this so-called blog then you will grin and bare it. Next time i will poast a lot of pictures but it's only for the people who read this post before hand.

Summer Reflections by Dilbin Fallorallon <- (that's my penname)

• Working is good becuase you get money. Working fulltime for a midsize company is great because you get a lot more money then working as a custodian


• We got a new Bishop. Our old one was nice, but i like our new one too. This ward is different than my other wards becasue their are like 4 former bishops in it and they were all for the same ward


• We've been in our ward for about a year and we finally made some friends in it. We tried pretty hard at first but then became discouraged. We almost went to a different one but then we became pre-sunbeams (senior nursery) teachers and it's changed a lot of our thoughts about the ward. We look forward to church and we hope that we can hang out with some of the people that are beginning to be friends with, even though we have 0 babies/children


• Bread is tasty. So tasty that I want to work for a bread company next summer. I hope that i get the chance. I'm obsessed with making it at home. Artisan style. If you want some let me know because i've been making them for fun now. the main problem with my excessive baking is that i'm thinking about switching to a high protein diet on account of i love protein!


• I love to travel. Buy me a plane ticket. If you are reading this then you are legally obligated to buy me a plane ticket. It doesn't matter where, as long as it's for a weekend. I'm a busy guy


• i'm sort of rambling at this point


• My wife loves to text me the word Crayon. i'm a big fan


• Bethany and I decided that I should graduate a semester early. What a good time that is going to be for everyone involved. Basically i'm taking extra classes this fall and winter and then i'm gong to be doing some independent courses next summer while i'm interning somewhere so i can graduate august 2012 instead of december 2012.

That's basically my list of reflections from the summer. I'm sure bethany can think of more things that i should say but i'm not really much of a thinker.

Crayon

WELL WELL WELLLLL

and we're back! The first thing i'm going to write about it how bethany and I are SICK hikers. Not really. but we like to pretend. here are some photos for your viewing pleasure...

This is us on the way to the actual wooded area.

Here is Bethany, loving nature

This is me crossing a river that we found.

Here is Bethany crossing the river on the way home.

So this is what happened. I've been wanting to hike and Bethany is usually very opposed to hiking and so i woke her up really early and took her out to the wilderness before she could realize what was happening. We went to Mt. Nebo. At first i thought it was going to be really lame since it was all concrete and really steep and horrible. But it turns out that's just the road you take to get to the wilderness part. on the way we saw some deer. I was looking for some biting goats or wild beasts but we didn't see any. probably for the best since i didn't pack any heat.

So we got there and none of the trails were very well marked so we just picked a place that looked like a trail and went off on an adventure. First it took us down hill a lot and then we walked by a river for a long time. it was really pretty. then we came to the raging river. it was raging because I insulted it. jk. it's because the snow was melting. So we crossed it and went just a little bit farther. We never made it to the lake because the snow became pretty serious. So we played in a stream for a little bit and then hiked back.

One of the coolest parts of the trip was there was another lake that was next to some camp sites that you didn't have to hike to. The water was so clear and you could see a TON of fish. Anyone want to go fishing there with me sometime this summer?

Stay tuned for a sick update about my internship in Ogden, UT and how i ride a tricycle at work.